Ossie was an ostrich who escaped from
the zoo in the first issue of Wow!; in the second issue he
befriended a young boy (who, to the best of my knowledge, was
never named), and in the third he moved in with the boy's family,
with both the mum and dad happily accepting their new houseguest.
As well as the general misadventures he enjoyed either solo or
with his new friends, every few issues he'd have a run in with the
Zoo-Keeper (also never given an actual name), who sought to
recapture the bird and return him to confinement. Luckily for
Ossie, he was pretty good at disguising himself to fool his
pursuer. As well as wanting to stay free, Ossie's other defining
personality trait was his flight envy of other birds.
Created by Robert Nixon, Ossie
appeared in every issue of Wow!, with mostly half page strips
usually at the front of Wow! issues, as well as all three annuals
and all the Holiday Specials except the 1985 one. Surviving the
merger with Whoopee, he continued his appearances there from the
2nd July 1983 issue until the 30th March 195, the last issue
before Whoopee merged into Whizzer and
Chips, an impressive 96 issues.
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Kid Comic was a boy intent on one day
becoming a professional comedian, and who in preparation for this
insisted on constantly telling jokes, no matter how inappropriate
the situation.
Created by Martin Baxendale. For the
first 17 issues Kid Comic was near the front of each issue, the
first full page strip after Ossie and Bleep's appearances on the
contents page, but from #18 his strip began shifting around, with
no set location. His strip appeared in every issue of Wow!, as
well as all three annuals and five Holiday Specials. When Wow!
merged with Whoopee Kid Comic not only transferred over, but
became an example of one of the less common but not unknown
occurrences of such a merge by absorbing the characters of another
strip into his own; Whoopee's Smiler was a kid who always
appreciated any joke and greeted the world with a massive grin
regardless of the situation, so he was a natural fit to become Kid
Comic's sidekick and personal audience, a role he retained until
he made his final appearance in Kid Comic's strip in the 5th
January 1985 Whoopee issue.
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Shipwreck School was created by Mike
Lacey. In the first issue of Wow! the SS Blackboard, a ship taking
a school trip on a cruise, docked at a South Seas island, but
while the crew went ashore the unfortunate pupils were stopped
from doing so by their teacher, who insisted they finish a
practical science lesson first. While below decks the mooring rope
snapped and the ship drifted out to sea, where it was then caught
in a violent storm that swept away from civilisation. The
buffeting then caused Teacher to spill some chemicals that blew
up, destroying the SS Blackboard. Luckily for Teacher and class,
they were washed ashore on a desert island, but the pupils' hopes
of finally being able to relax were quickly dashed by teacher, who
insisted they build a school house and continue their lessons.
Thus Shipwreck School began its enduring run that would see it
appear in every issue of Wow! including all annuals and specials,
and then into Whoopee where it continued right until the final
issue of that title. Their last appearance was in the
Whoopee Holiday Special 1992, though only in a colourised reprint
of one of their earlier adventures.
The stories tended to follow one of a handful of different themes.
Many focused on attempts by the pupils to evade teacher's lessons
by finding either some semi-legitimate excuse why they couldn't
continue or by distracting him with some ruse or other. Others saw
them interacting with the surprisingly diverse inhabitants of the
island, which included gorillas, crocodiles, giant crabs, giant
turtles, pythons, elephants, man-eating plants, a sea serpent, and
even the ghost of Black Jake the pirate. And yet others chronicled
their always unsuccessful attempts to get rescued by ships and
planes that frequently passed near the island.
The names of the pupils were
gradually revealed - the tall, thin, bespectacled one was Brainy;
Nobby (later also called Sidney) was the portly lad; in Wow! Sue
was the girl with black hair in a ponytail, but after the
transition to Whoopee that name started being used for the blonde
girl - presumably the writers forgot, but I guess it could be
explained that Sue's a common enough name for two of the girls to
both be called that; "Dozy" Diana was the girl with short black
hair, at least in one issue of Wow!, but was later Rosie in
Whoopee. Alfie, the dark haired, shorter boy, was the last to be
named, well into the Whoopee run. Rather worryingly, while there
were clearly seven pupils in the second issue (see right), by
Wow!#7 the pupils clearly state that there are only six in the
school. Let's hope that last pupil, the lighter-haired boy,
somehow escaped the island, rather than suffered a
less...palatable... fate. #7 also saw teacher declare himself
Headmaster, a promotion he justified by adding new pupils in the
form of monkeys, apes and parrots recruited from the island's
animal population. In #10 after losing his memory thanks to being
hit with a coconut, the pupils tried to fool teacher into thinking
he was a dinner lady, Mrs Davis - since the text put an emphasis
on the Mrs but not the Davis, it might be intuited that the
teacher's surname actually was Davis. Then in Wow!#40 the pupils
accidentally sank a rescue ship that had been searching for them,
stranding its occupant, the teacher's wife, on the island. Not
only did she become a recurring cast member for the next few
issues, but her interactions with her henpecked husband revealed
their first names, Henry and Brenda - so the teacher's name was
presumably Henry Davis. She vanished after #48, never to be seen
or mentioned again, likely suffered the same fate as the errant
seventh pupil. Other recurring characters included Charlie Chimp
(who, based on his size, was more likely a gorilla), Coco the
gorilla, and Ocky the octopus.
During the Whoopee run (the 3rd
December 1983 issue to be exact) Brainy turned sixteen and quit
the school, subsequently deciding to become the island's police
officer instead, a new status that was reflected in the Wow!
Holiday Specials from 1984 on.
From Wow!#10 Shipwreck School moved
to the coveted front page position, meaning that part of the strip
also became colour; though they skipped the odd cover thereafter,
they mostly retained that placement for the rest of Wow's run.
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Penny Dreadful was a delinquent girl in
the same vein as Bad Penny, Pearl
Potter, Minnie the Minx or Beryl the Peril. Her name
inspired by the nickname given to the lurid and cheap Victorian
era magazines, there was really nothing that made her stand out
from all the "naughty girl" clones running around British humour
comics. Despite this, she managed to appear in every issue of
Wow!, as well as all five Holiday Specials and all three annuals.
She did not, however, survive the merger with Whoopee.
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Just Testing was a page where kids,
mostly pre-teens, were asked to try out various things and give
their opinions. Presumably because it was a cheap way of filling a
page, it lasted to #33, albeit skipping a few issues along the
way. Issue by issue it covered:
#1 The Great Pyramid Game from Waddington
#2 Chocolate Biscuits (Club, United, Penguin, Breakaway, Sports
and Trio)
#3 DoodleArt MiniKits and pens
#4 Ice Lollies (Fab, Funny Feet, Zoom, Dracula, Fudgee, Cider
Woppa)
#5 Gyro Tennis game
#6 Tasty Snacks (Wotsits, Football Crazy, Piglets, Outer Spacers,
Farmer Browns, Monster Munch)
#7 Takeaway Food (Fish & Chips, Burger & Chips, Chicken
& Chips, Chinese)
#8 Bubble Gum (Hubba Bubba, Super Bazooka Spearmint, Super Bazooka
Smooth'n'Juicy, Bubble Yum, Bubbilicious Strawberry, Bubbilicious
Cola)
#10 TV Adverts
#11 Soft drinks (Tizer, Vimto, Cariba, 7 Up, Fanta, Coca Cola)
#12 Jail Break board game from Waddingtons
#13 Yogurt (Ski, Munch Bunch, Prize, Chambourcy, Mr Men,
Sainsbury's)
#14 Ray Reardon's Pot Black Snooker Dice Game
#15 Wow! Readers were encouraged to cut out (!!), fill in and send
in a questionnaire about the comic and its strips.
#16 The MY International Football Trainer (basically a football
attached by elastic to a heavy duty peg that could be hammered
into the ground)
#17 Toothpaste (Crest+, Ultra Brite, Signal, Colgate, Close-Up)
#18 Mints (Fox's Glacier Mints, Murray Mints, Sharp's Extra Strong
Mints, Polo, Pacers, Trebor Mints)
#19 Cereals (Lyon's Ready Brek, Kellogg's Corn Flakes, Quaker
Sugar Puffs, Weetabix, Nabisco Shredded Wheat, Alpen, Kellogg's
Rice Krispies)
#22 Choc Bars (Mars, Bounty, Marathon, Crunchie, Star Bar, Milky
Way)
#24 Raleigh Burner Bikes
#25 Wow! results - spread across two pages instead of the normal
one, and breaking the results into separate Top 10's for boys and
girls. See below:

#26 Deely Boppers
#27 Savoury Snacks (Baked Beans, Cheese, Scrambled Egg, Spaghetti)
#28 Pocket-Money Pens (Ball Point, Fountain Pentel, Nylon Tip,
Roller Ball, Felt Tip)
#29 Puck Monster handheld computer game
#30 Christmas Crackers (W.H.Smiths, Safeway, local shop)
#31 Ace Stamp Collecting Project Kits
#33 Humbrol/ESCI warship Model Kits
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Beat the Bell were puzzle pages that ran
in Wow!#1 through 7. It was replaced by Phone Prize Puzzles.
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 Hi-De-Hi...
Hi De Hooooo was a "scary location" themed strip,
similar to Knockout's Haunted
Wood or Shiver and Shake's
Scream Inn. Created by Rob Lee, its setting was inspired by
British holiday camps, seaside resorts designed to provide British
families with cheap holidays away from home, staying in chalets
and enjoying games and events arranged by the staff; these had
been hugely popular in the 1950s and 60s, but had begun to slowly
fall out of favour from the 1970s as cheap overseas package
holidays usurped them. Nevertheless, in the 1980s the concept
remained well known, not least because of the hugely successful
sitcom Hi-De-Hi which was at its height of popularity when Wow!
was being published.
Hi-De-Hi...Hi De Hooooo's name was a
play on the sitcom's title, itself a nod to how the staff working
the camp's P.A. system would try to inspire the holiday spirit by
beginning announcements with the catchphrase "Hi-De-Hi!" to which
campers were meant to respond with an enthusiastic "Hi-De-Ho."
Set in Hauntin's Holiday Camp (a
play on major holiday camp chain Butlins), similar to the other
"scary location" strips, its regular cast where the ghost, ghouls,
vampires and other monsters that worked there, as they sought to
scare the humans who found there way there. Regular characters
included the specral camp manager, the fanged camp announcer,
young Count Draculad, a witch and the decapitated maid. Apart from
Draculad, none were ever given a name, nor even official job
titles.
Ultimately Hi-De-Hi...Hi De Hooooo
was one of the Wow!'s least successful strips, appearing in only
the first fifteen issues, as well as two Holiday Specials, the
first (1983) and the last (1987), though all three outings in that
were reprinted stories from the weekly comic. The final
installment in the weekly saw the camp shut down for the season
and then vanish.
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Bill and Coo was created by Trevor
Metcalfe. In the first episode the pigeon Coo was captured by "old
miser Moggs" who intended to turn him into a pie, but he was
rescued by Bill, a young boy who had witnessed Moggs' actions. The
pair became inseparable friends and continued to share a strip
through the entire run of Wow!, the first two Wow! Annuals (1984
and 1985) and first three Holiday Specials (1983, 84 and 85).
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Wow! Competition Story, as the
name suggests, were pages devoted to competitions that also told a
short story. All of the competitions ran for four weeks, and
prospective entrants to the contest had to spot the clues given in
each week's entry and then send in their entry with all four
answers after the final part was released.
Space Invaders,
drawn by Jack Edward Oliver, was the first strip; it ran in
Wow!#1-4, and featured protagonist Yu Pho (right) taking on the
titular aliens. The prize for this competition was an Atari Video
Computer TV Game.
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Wow!
Competition Story: Willie Wheelie's Treasure
Trail by Jack Edward Oliver saw biker Willie Wheelie
hunting for Captain Hood's treasure, while readers competed to win
Raleigh Burner Bikes. It ran in #5 through 8.
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Wow!
Competition Story: Maze Monsters by
Jack Edward Oliver ran in Wow!#10-13. While in the strip young
Puck Rogers ventured into the Old Haunted Castle to discover mazes
full of monsters, readers were competing to win Puck Monster
computer games.
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Wow!
Competition Story: Tommy T-Shirt: Wild Boy of
the Jungle by Jack Edward Oliver ran in Wow!#15-18. It
featured a lad who as an infant had accidentally fallen out of an
airplane over the jungle, along with a large box of t-shirts, and
had been raised by the animals. While he tried to stop a hunter
from hurting his animal friends, readers were competing to win
Wow!-branded T-shirts.
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Molly's Monster by Jack Edward Oliver
was the final Competition Story and appeared in Wow!#19-22. In the
strip young Molly befriended the monster made by her Uncle
Frankenswine, while the readers could win a £20 National Savings
Gift Tokens. The prizes being so unexciting might explain why this
competition kept what was up for grabs secret until the third
episode.
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Team Mates was created by Tom Paterson
and recounted the misadventures of Glenn Doddle's team of inept
football players. After being thrown out of his original local
team, young Glenn recruited his own players to make a new team,
choosing individuals who definitely had some skill, but not the
ability to work well enough as a team to win matches most of the
time. The series appeared in every issue of Wow!, including all
three annuals and all five specials, and survived the transition
to Whoopee; it skipped the occasional issue in that new home, but
still made it to the final issue.
Apart from team captain Glenn Doddle
(a play on then-star Glenn Hoddle), the first issue named
goalkeeper Clemence Ray (named for real goalie Ray Clemence),
header specialist Kenny Dogleash (a nod to Kenny Dalgleish), the
body-swerving Cyril Breeches and the team's only female member,
Dora Dribble. They remained the stars of most of the subsequent
tales, with the other six players only rarely, and in some cases
never, being the focus of any stories. Sunny, the team's Indian
member, got namechecked early on, while the team's nerdy member
got named as Quentin Creampuff by a text note in Wow!, but was
Soppy Cedric in the single tale that focused on him, which was
during the Whoopee run; that revealed that he was on the team
despite being a terrible player because he did everyone else's
homework, freeing them up to play. The Scottish member was called
Little Mac in one Whoopee issue, but Hamish a few issues later in
his sole starring role story; he was also called Hamish in passing
in one of the Wow! specials.
As for the other three? #3 on the key was shown to be the grotty
team member, sometimes surrounded by flies; #7 did a paper round;
and #8 was the large, somewhat overweight one, but that was about
as far as their character development went, and as far as I can
tell they never even got names.
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 Wow!
It's Rolf was a section originally in the centre pages
of the comic that was themed round then-popular entertainer Rolf
Harris, known mostly for his art and for some comedy songs. To get
the elephant in the room out of the way, yes, years later he was
accused and found guilty of some extremely horrible actions
related to children, resulting in his imprisonment and destroying
his legacy. At the time that Wow! was being published however,
none of this was known. Though presumably licensed by him and
authorised to use his name and image, It's Rolf's features weren't
drawn by him, and his actual involvement seemed to be limited to a
single paragraph per issue where he introduced the pages (assuming
that he actually wrote it), set the readers an art challenge to
try and draw, and showed readers some sort of optical illusion.
Wow! It's Rolf ran for the first 26
issues of the comic, though not all the components listed below
were in every one of those issues.
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It's
Rolf took over the colour centre pages of the issues, and apart
from the introduction it consisted of several smaller strips and
features, all apparently drawn by Paul Ailey.
Rolf's Magic Brushes
was a strip that showed a comics version of the artist using his
magic brushes to draw things that became real objects upon
completion. The strip also promoted chances to win the real world
versions of the brushes. The strip appeared in Wow!#1-12, 15-26.
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Jake the Peg was inspired by a comedy
song the artist sometimes performed about "Jake the Peg with his
Extra Leg" and featured the titular three-legged Jake in various
humorous scenarios. This strip appeared in Wow!#1-9, 1-16.
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Arty Crafty featured images initially
provided by Wow! artists and later sent in by readers of "artists
misunderstanding instructions." This feature appeared in Wow!#1,
3, 5-8, 10-26.
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When He Was Young was a strip by Nigel
Edwards that purported to tell the biography of various
individuals when they were youths. The title varied slightly
depending on the individual. It appeared in Wow!#1-14, skipped #15
and then returned for #16 through 31. It also showed up in all
three annuals and all the summer specials bar 1986. A list below,
with variations from "he" noted:
#1 Dracula (when "I" was young)
#2 King Kong ("I")
#3 Long John Silver ("when 'e wuz young")
#4 Baron Frankenstein
#5 Invisible Man
#6 Ugly Sisters ("they")
#7 Merlin the Magician
#8 A Teacher
#9 The Tooth Fairy ("she")
#10 Sherlock Holmes
#11 Samson
#12 Christopher Columbus
#13 The First Circus Clown
#14 The First TV Weather Man
#16 When You Are Young...and What You Become!
#17 A Million Pound Footballer
#18 A Bank Manager
#19 A Lollipop Man
#20 A Dustman
#21 A Waiter
#22 A Mastermind
#23 A Farmer
#24 A Hairdresser ("she")
#25 A Mountaineer
#26 A Garage Mechanic
#27 An Impressionist
#28 A Cartoonist
#29 A Judge
#30 Santa Claus
#31 Father Time
Annual 1984: All-Round Athlete
Annual 1985: A Doll Repairer
Annual 1986: A Stunt-Man
Special 1983: A Seaside Landlady ("she")
Special 1984: A Holiday Camp Entertainer
Special 1985: A Gossip Columnist
Special 1987: The Tooth Fairy ("she") - a reprint from Wow!#9
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Wow! Star Turns was a feature page that
drew on celebrities of the day, depicting them telling readers'
jokes, featuring them in quizzes, etc. Despite being frankly one
of the least interesting aspects of the comic, it lasted the
entire run of Wow!, skipping only #9, and even making it into the
first two annuals and the 1983, 86 and 87 Holiday Specials - I
assume surviving that long because it was a cheap way of filling a
couple of pages.
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Country Cousin by Doug Goodwin told of
the misadventures of a naive farmer boy who came to live with his
city-dwelling cousin's family. Lacking any understanding of modern
technology or city-life, "Cuzz" was constantly getting into fixes
due to his misunderstandings, only for his unique rural-born
solutions to somehow get him out on top of the situation...most of
the time. In that respect he was very reminiscent of similar
"rural fishes out of water" strips like Whoopee's Bumpkin
Billionaires.
Country Cousin appeared in all 56 issues of Wow!, as well as all
three annuals and all five Holiday Specials, but he didn't make
the jump to Whoopee, possibly because it already had the
aforementioned Bumpkin Billionaires strip. As far as I am aware,
he and his cousin never had their given names revealed.
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Spare-Part Kit was created by Graham
Exton, and was initially illustrated by Vic Neill before Robert
Exton and Trevor Metcalfe took up the artistic chores. It featured
Kit Katz, a boy whose father
invented "Spare Parts," bionic limb coverings which granted the
wearer superhuman powers, and the spies from the Katz' native
Zoblobnia who constantly sought to steal them so that Zoblobnia
could use them to cheat at the Olympics.
Spare-Part Kit ran in every issue of
Wow! bar #10 (where the character appeared to apologise for not
appearing, claiming the Zoblobnians had delayed his pages on their
way from Scotland), as well as all three annuals and five Holiday
Specials. He survived the merger with Whoopee and his story
continued there with a few skipped issues for the next sixty or so
issues, before reaching a conclusion because the 1984 Olympics had
come and gone in the real world.
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Barney's Badges by Terry Bave featured
a young lad who became the owner of hundreds of magical badges
that he was given at a jumble sale by a mysterious old woman (who,
as you can see from the segment of his origin shown below
literally vanished into thin air thereafter). As he soon
discovered, each badge possessed different powers connected to
whatever words were printed on them, which would manifest whenever
they were removed from his jacket. Thus "heavy rock" was extremely
heavy to lift for anyone other than Barney, while "time flies"
transported him through time. It was even possible to change the
badges' magical powers through judiciously altering the message;
by scratching out the R in First Aid, Barney made that badge
manifest a giant punching fist.
For a time from Wow!#18 on Barney's
Badges took over the comic's back page, a coveted slot because it
meant his strip appeared in colour. Barney's Badges appeared in
every issue of Wow!, as well as the first two annuals and all the
Holiday Specials bar the 1986 one. However, despite this, and
having once been voted the third most popular strip in the comic
by boys and girls alike (see above), he didn't
survive the merger with Whoopee.

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 Creepy
Comix by Reg Parlett began with young Davey Doom
(presumably no relation)
getting lost in fog while trying to find his way to the newsagents
intending to purchase some now horror comics. When he stumbled
across an eerie paper shop he'd never seen before, the
sinister-looking proprietor offered him the entire 13 issue run of
Creepy Comix for just £1. As Danny swiftly learned, the monstrous
creatures inside the comics could emerge whenever he needed their
assistance.
Creepy Comix ran in every issue of
Wow!, as well as all three annuals and all five Holiday Specials.
Additionally, it not only survived the merger with Whoopee, but
was one of the series that survived Whoopee's subsequent
absorption into Whizzer and Chips.
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Appearing on adjacent pages in Wow!#1 it's amusing to note just
how similar in basic premise Barney's Badges and Creepy Comix
were. Granted, the medium for the magical items each lad gained
were quite different - Barney got a set of badges, while Danny got
comics - but both could give their owner access to any ability the
writer wanted, and the origins of how each got their items is
(presumably unintentionally and this somewhat hilariously
similar). Both encounter someone sinister looking who gives them
their magical items (a hooded old woman for Barney, a sinister
shopkeep for Danny), and both discover the items have power
because, as soon as they walk outside, another kid tries to steal
their items only for the items to manifest their powers to thwart
the thief.
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 KBR
by David Moslyn featured a gang of friends who stayed in touch
with each other over hand-held radios. Clearly inspired by the
craze for CB Radios, the characters spoke in their own version of
CB jargon, and each issue also included a Yak Yak CBR section that
translated some of the phrases used in said code back into plain
English.
Despite readers considering it one
of their least favourite strips (see above)
KBR not only continued its run through every issue of Wow!, but
also survived the merger with Whoopee, where it seems to have
survived until the 3rd December 1983 issue, some 23 weeks after
Wow! ended. KBR also appeared in the first two Wow! Annuals and
first two Holiday Specials.
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Adam and his Ants was the last of the
strips to debut in Wow!#1. Though illustrated by Mike Atwell, it
had been created by Terry Bave, as it was a redrawn version of
Bave's earlier Cor!!! strip Andy's
Ants, and the initial story was identical bar Wow! adding in two
introductory panels confirming Adam was a fan of the pop star Adam
Ant. I'm not certain how many of Adam's other stories were also
reworked Andy strips - Wikipedia claims two, but without comparing
both series for myself I'm not comfortable taking that as gospel,
especially as Andy had a four year run in Cor!!!, leaving plenty
of strips to choose from. Adam didn't fare quite as well, though
he did make it through every issue of Wow!, as well as appearing
in the first annual and Holiday Special.
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 Bleep
by Jim Barker started in Wow!#4 (26th June 1982). A robot, he'd
been built by his bespectacled friend Brian and Brian's father,
and his usually single row strip (between 3 to 5 panels mostly)
normally appeared on the contents page, which it shared with Ossie.
He did make it to the cover of #21, where he was coloured blue,
while in Wow! Annual 1986 he was red. As ever, consistency on the
occasions normally black and white strips got coloured in wasn't a
high priority.
Following his debut Bleep continued
to appear for the rest of Wow!'s run, and also made it into all
three annuals and the first two Holiday Specials. When Wow! was
merged into Whoopee, Bleep survived the transition and continued
in his new home right up until that title's final issue.
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Starting
in Wow!#8, Phone Prize Puzzles
replaced Beat the Bell. Readers were
encouraged to send in their phone numbers, and those that did
might then be randomly picked for a call asking them for the
answers to the puzzles, with a £5 prize and t-shirt to be won. It
ran until Wow#20.
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Wow!#9
carried three new strips that only appeared in that issue, each
listed in the contents page as "Special Appearance." My suspicion
is that each clearly filler strip originally appeared in some
earlier IPC title, though as yet I've been unable to confirm that
or place them.
Al's Pals featured Al,
who apparently had friends into any number of hobbies and
past-times, though since we only saw a single strip the only one
we actually met was his photographer friend "Snap" Crackel.
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Amazing, Isn't It? was a page
consisting of single panel facts recounted in what was presumably
intended to be a humorous manner.
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The Young Ones was a half pager with art
reminiscent of The Perishers but characters evoking (to me at
least) Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Lucy.
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Dino
was another one-shot "Special Appearance," this time in Wow!#10,
and featured an amicable T-Rex (or similar).
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Games Children Play was yet another
"Special Appearance" one-shot in Wow!#10, this featuring
instructions for three party games, each with a single panel
illustration.
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Boy Boss by Frank McDiarmid was a more
notable addition to Wow!#10, marking the start of another
long-running strip. When Hirem, the founder of The Company, passed
away the Chief Accountant Jasper Ferret and other board members
had hopes of taking over, but these were dashed by the revelation
that Hirem had a single living relative, his nephew the young Boy
Boss. Thus began a power struggle that lasted through the rest of
the issues of Wow!, as well as all three annuals and all five
specials, as Jasper schemed to usurp control of The Company from
the lad. Boy Boss survived the merger with Whoopee and continued
in that title until its final issue.
As well as Jasper the other main
recurring character was Boy Boss' secretary, Miss Bluss, who was
deliberately drawn in a far less cartoony style than the rest of
the cast.
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The Goodies and the Baddies by Reg
Parlett began in Wow!#15 (11th September 1982), and used yet
another common basis for British humour strips, that of constant
competition between two naturally opposing groups, in this case a
trio of "Goodies," well meaning children who never break any
rules, and "Baddies," a trio of ne'er-do-wells who are always out
to create mischief. Despite the latter team clearly being in the
wrong in every episode (as their very name implies), who won out
each week was not a foregone conclusion, with the Baddies coming
out on top nearly as often as the Goodies.
The strip appeared more
intermittently than other strips, turning up in Wow!#15-17, 20-33,
35, 39, 44 and 49, with no stories in the annuals or specials.
Though I've seen it claimed to be a reprint of Knockout's Toffs 'n
Toughs, I don't think that's the case, though it bears some
similarities and might have used some suitably modified scripts
from same. Notably the Goodies, who would have presumably been the
Toffs if this strip had been a reprint, are always well-meaning,
and show no signs of inordinate wealth, neither of which could be
said of the Toffs, who were always the villains of their strip.
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Wow! Presents a Creepy
Comix Page was a new feature that began in Wow!#17 and
continued with only a handful of skipped issues until the title
came to an end. The conceit of the series was that these were
pages from young Davey Doom's actual comics. Some of these pages
were actually reprints of other horror humour strips from earlier
IPC titles, but most were brand new tales, and several of them
returned to enjoy multiple installments; indeed, from Wow!#37 all
the Creepy Comix Pages were returning tales.
Reprint strips included:
#17 - Hire a Horror from Cor!!!
#19 - Harry's Haunted House from Whizzer & Chips
#21 - Rent-a-Ghost from Buster
#22 - Tom Thumbscrew from Monster Fun
#24 - Spectre Inspector
from Cor!!!
The new strips included:
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Phantom
Foot, which appeared in Wow!#18, 39, 46 and 54, and
featured a disembodied ghostly foot that wanted to scare people
and generally be malevolent, but which wasn't very good at it.
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The I-Scream Van, appearing in
Wow!#20, 42, 45, 51 and 55, featured a witch who drove round in an
"I-Scream" van looking to find children to scare.
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Ye Ghost Ship appeared in Wow!#23, 40, 49
and 56, and featured inept spectral buccaneers roaming the seas
trying to continue their piratical ways.
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The
Rock appeared in Wow!#25, 41, 47 and 52, and starred a
standing stone that would pursue and torment anyone foolish enough
to disturb it.
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The Homeless Horrors featured in
Wow!#26, 28, 37, 44, 50 and 53, and later returned in
Whoopee#522's Creepy Comix booklet. They were a trio of ghosts - a
skeleton, mummy and murdered man - whose original home was
demolished, so they set out to find a new place to haunt.
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The Monster Maze appeared in
Wow!#27, 43 and 48. It was a funhouse hall of mirrors where the
monstrously distorted reflections could come to life, swap places
with the original person and emerge from the mirror. Despite their
terrifying appearances, the creatures released didn't seem to be
malevolent, instead tending to do the person they were reflected
from a good deed before swapping places once more to free their
human source.
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The Vampire Jig-Saw appeared in Wow!#29
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The Monsters' Christmas Party appeared
in Wow!#30
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The Haunted Puppets appeared in
Wow!#31
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The Dreaded Icicle appeared in Wow!#32
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The Weirdy Woodworm appeared in
Wow!#33
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The
Horror Hoop appeared in Wow!#35
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The Beastly Bubble appeared in
Wow!#36, and was the last new Creepy Comix strip, after which all
subsequent episodes were returning strips covered above.
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Here is the News began in Wow!#19 and
appeared in every subsequent issue until the comic merged with
Whoopee; it also showed up in all three annuals and the first
three Holiday Specials. Effectively a joke page, each installment
was dressed up as news stories being read by Angela Rippem (a play
on then major newsreader Angela Rippon), and each panel was
effectively a self-contained play on words joke.
It was successful enough to carry over
into Whoopee, where it ran, albeit ultimately reduced to a three
panel format, until the final issue of that title.
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Gulliver's Troubles by Norman
Mansbridge was added to Wow!'s line-up starting with #25, and ran
through to the end of the title, also appearing in the first
annual and the first three specials. As his first story depicted,
Gulliver Short was born to normal-looking parents but grew so fast
that he was already larger than either of them before the end of
his first day. By the time he was a year old he was twice as tall
and twice as wide as his parents, but luckily rather than growing
too much taller than that he instead thinned out, turning into a
human beanpole.
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TV Quiz Kids was created by Jack
Edward Oliver, and introduced in Wow!#26 (4th December 1982) to
replace his prior Competition Stories. Each installment featured
short quizzes with names inspired by famous quiz shows of the day.
Thus Give Us a Clue became Give Us a Hint, Call
My Bluff became Call My Fluff, etc. Despite this
uninspiring set-up, TV Quiz Kids proved popular enough to continue
an unbroken run to the end of Wow!'s run, appear in the first two
annuals and specials, and make the leap over to Whoopee, where it
continued to run until the final issue of that title!
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Family Trees by Robert Nixon debuted in
Wow!#32, and featured a group of sentient trees that uprooted
themselves and went hunting for a new home when they discovered
that there were plans to cut them down so their original location
could be turned into a building site. Most episodes saw them
finding what they hoped might be a suitable location but then
learning of some reason why it wouldn't work for them.
Their strip ran through to the end
of Wow!'s seekly run, and also appeared in all three annuals and
five specials. Transferring to Whoopee, they took over the central
pages there and remained a mainstay until that title was also
cancelled. Unlike most humour strips they got a proper conclusion,
with them finding a new home in their final episode.
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The Upper Crust and Lazy Loafers by Reg
Parlett had originally appeared in Whoopee back in 1974. Wow!
reprinted their escapades in Wow!#32-50, 53, Holiday Special 1983
and Annual 1984.
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Wow! Top Ten was a feature page put
together by the editorial team calling ten readers and surveying
them on a given topic to assemble a top ten list. It ran every few
weeks from Wow!#32 on. The surveys and the results were:
#32 Top ten sweets: Mars Bar, Twix, Bounty, Fruit Pastilles, Polo,
Crunchie, Rolo, Treets, Fruit Gums, Smarties
#34 Top ten TV programmes: Grange Hill, Kenny Everett Video Show,
Game for a Laugh, Saturday Superstore, Metal Mickey, The Paul
Daniels Magic Show, Blue Peter, Tales of the Gold Monkey, Top of
the Pops, The Late Late Breakfast Show
#36 Top ten school lessons: Maths, P.E, Art, Music, English,
History, Geography, Science, Languages, Crafts
#38 Top ten pop stars: Adam Ant, Madness, Bad Manners, Bucks Fizz,
Human League, Shakin' Stevens, Culture Club, Cliff Richard, Duran
Duran, Toyah
#41 Top ten sports personalities: Ian Botham, Sebastian Coe, Kevin
Keegan, Kenny Dalgleish, Steve Davis, Duncan Goodhew, Daley
Thompson, Allan Wells, Pat Jennings, Barry Sheene
#43 Top ten comedy shows: Kenny Everett Video Show, Three of a
Kind, Hi-De-Hi, Two Ronnies, Benny Hill Show, Open All Hours,
Young Ones, Russ Abbott's Saturday Madhouse, The Good Life, Only
Fools and Horses
#46 Top ten favourite hobbies: Girls: Reading, swimming, playing a
musical instrument, cycling, dancing, drawing/painting, cooking,
pop music, roller skating, stamp collecting;
Boys: Reading, swimming, football, cycling, stamp collecting,
drawing/painting, snooker, watching TV, pop music, camping
#51 Top ten favourite outings: Cinema, swimming, zoo, museum,
funfare, picnic, river trip, football match, visiting London,
stately home
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